bird questions

from Cheryl Hussyzinga to me in presence of my Missy of 45 yrs “Larry did you dress yourself this morning?”
after careful consideration, my reply to her in front of Denise, whom we do fully respect, “Cheryl did you f*** yourself this morning? oh but you should have”
IBLE is ancient history and so now is eBird, and FB has the unrelenting pox
new birders are screwed beyond relief
sigh
so sad so sad so sad